No pleasure is guilty because I shrugged off shame on tumblr.com

I thought I’d love getting knocked up
based on the hotel sex we had
during that library conference in SF. 
My legs shook as you called me faggot
and bred my ass.
But this isn’t the mpreg of my dreams
and I’m no omega.
If only we were Will and Hannibal,
Sherlock and John,
Grindelwald and my Jewish mudblood oc.
But we’re just you and me
and our trigger warning tags are all wrong.

Sex between second cousins is legal in all 50 states

🚨FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, THIS IS A JOKE🚨

I’m a big fan of incest porn 
but the only family member
I’ve ever wanted to fuck
is Steve Mnuchin. 
Fascist bootlicker criminal cousin
Steve Mnuchin. 
I would love
to hatefuck my cousin
Steve Mnuchin. 
On his knees,
on his back,
at the end of my plastic cock. 
Not for blackmail, or revenge,
just a good time. 
I’d relish making my cousin
Steve Mnuchin
cry, edging him 100 times on a D.C. hotel bed
while he’s in town to testify. 
I missed my chance back in 2015 to fuck my cousin
Steve Mnuchin
when we were both at that bar mitzvah in Jersey.
Next time a boy in our family becomes a man
I’ll be there. Fucking my cousin,
Steve Mnuchin.

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