That Devil, the Soundcloud Rapper

Elliot Brodeur

This poem was prompted on this YouTube comment under an Alvin & the Chipmunks cover played at 16rpm — art from a response to an edit of a cover. We’re in it now, kids. Anyway, listen to the all the 16rpm Chipmunks edits here.

Devil came down, gave me cunnilingus on the floor 
I’d never done it before, made him promise to show me how 
Sucked my soul out, that psychedelic tongue 
Bring it back in two days, he said

Devil picked me up in his old Ford Pinto
Headed for the freeway, no time to lose
In the front seat with my sneakers on the dash,
slurping sour gummy worms like the morning’s earliest bird 

Devil crashed our car that night, music on his mind
He said, Gotta get to the studio, baby,  gotta leave you behind
I’ll come back for you later, just sit tight
You’re looking
so good on that gurney tonight

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